Monthly Archives September 2015

FIFA 16 – Vanishing Spray Gameplay

The vanishing spray made popular during the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil has finally made it to the video game franchise. Check out this gameplay clip of the magical spray in action.

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Life is Strange: Episode Five Achievement guide

Here we are, friends. It’s time for the conclusion to Life is Strange‘s five-episode arc. I’m writing this prior to playing, and I have no idea what to expect.

But, we’ll go out just like we started, and that’s by snapping photos all along the way. Again, like all the other installments, Polarized has ten optional pictures along the way that unlock Achievements. There’s a certain poetic allure to helping Max with this everyday aside while she takes on her herculean task.

In the event that you didn’t clean up all the Achievements from previous chapters, the episode one, episode two, episode three, and episode four guides will be a valuable resource to you.

Now for the formalities: Life is Strange has a chapter select feature that tells you how many photos in each section remain to ...

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Dragon Quest Heroes: The World Tree’s Woe and the Blight Below

Blighted by the night, vanquishing the plight by the children of the light. No video game character conveys endearment and sadism in a single expression as well as the Blue Slimes.

In Dragon Quest Heroes: The World’s Tree Woe and the Blight Below, these iconic teardrop-shaped blobs have never looked more adorable and homicidal, which is what makes killing them en masse one of this game’s greatest pleasures. It’s one of many delights aptly delivered by a collaboration that is one part Dynasty Warriors, one part Dragon Quest. As a hack-and-slasher with countless enemy encounters, character growth, and a shopping list of quests, it was joy to be reminded how much both series have in common.

As a contrast to all the dimension hopping that made up much of last year’s Hyrule Warriors (a

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Horizon Zero Dawn is going to be more than just a game

Horizon Hero Dawn came as a surprise to many after it was unveiled earlier this year at E3. Starring a female hero, the game seems to feature a clashing theme of low and high-tech equipment and enemies.

Guerilla Games is developing, but Sony seems to have more plans for this series than just one game next year.

Evidently, “licensed merchandise” will be available as well, since “players simply won’t want to leave [the world].” Said merchandise involves clothing, toys, accessories, and stationary (Lisa Frank style, hopefully) — all set to launch in the fourth quarter of 2016.

“I liked it… they… ummm… they fired… ummm… [lets out a massive sigh] I left, I quit! [laughs] So, I didn’t like it. I mean, I left because they decided to go a different way with it and so when they did that, when they...

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Oh my god, the graphics in this Fallout 4 trailer are incredible

But clearly this has all been a ruse, because if this latest trailer is any indication, Fallout 4 might just be the best-looking game this year. I mean, that looks more gorgeous and realistic than even The Witcher 3.

Fallout 4 has caught varying degrees of flack since its first showing over its perceived sub-standard graphics (which is to say it looks fine, just isn’t balancing on the forever increasing cutting edge that the biggest games of the year are expected to be on). Bethesda has even gone on record, saying it didn’t mind at all that some people were so upset and displeased.

But clearly this has all been a ruse, because if this latest trailer is any indication, Fallout 4 might just be the best-looking game this year. I mean, that looks more gorgeous and realistic than even T...

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Yoshi’s Woolly World – So Many Patterns Trailer

Find all five Wonder Wools in each level of Yoshi’s Woolly World to unlock different patterned Yoshi’s like these!

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PES 2016 pushes out FIFA 2016 UEFA Champions League rights

Pro Evolution Soccer signs deal with UEFA securing full rights to feature UEFA competitions in PES 2016.

Konami has secured another deal with UEFA for its Pro Evolution Soccer series which will ensure that PES 2016, and not FIFA 16, will feature the Champions League.

This means that PES 2016 will include both the UEFA Champions League and the UEFA Europa cup. “KONAMI and UEFA has enjoyed a close relationship since the original agreement was signed in 2009 and the new partnership will allow KONAMI to use all iconography and presentation elements associated with the competitions exclusively within the PES series,” reads the press release.

The news follows the reveal of Neymar Jr as this year’s PES 2016 cover star.Konami plans to lift the lid of its new soccer title tomorrow, with ful...

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Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 PS4 trailer is like slapping raw chicken breasts about

Costco no longer sells its bulk chicken breasts in individually wrapped two-breast packs. Now it’s just a giant plastic sack full of chicken breasts.

Imagine: me, you, and some friends. We each grab a couple breasts and proceed to have an infectious little slap fight with them, slimy and smacky and still cool from the fridge.

That’s all I can think about seeing this powerful display of PS4 physics and disgusting booty bump sound effects. These characters are silicone skin membrane filled with chicken breasts and imbued with enough sentience to flail and slap and slop around like a brain dead octopus thrown onto a dock.

Lucien Favre, a tactician of the highest quality, revived the Foals and reintroduced the club to a winning mentality by virtue of well-planned tactics and the remarkable exe...

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Horizon Zero Dawn is going to be more than just a game

Horizon Hero Dawn came as a surprise to many after it was unveiled earlier this year at E3. Starring a female hero, the game seems to feature a clashing theme of low and high-tech equipment and enemies.

Guerilla Games is developing, but Sony seems to have more plans for this series than just one game next year.

Evidently, “licensed merchandise” will be available as well, since “players simply won’t want to leave [the world].” Said merchandise involves clothing, toys, accessories, and stationary (Lisa Frank style, hopefully) — all set to launch in the fourth quarter of 2016.

“I liked it… they… ummm… they fired… ummm… [lets out a massive sigh] I left, I quit! [laughs] So, I didn’t like it. I mean, I left because they decided to go a different way with it and so when they did that, when they...

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Stick it to the Man! creator hid alpha for new game in Zombie Vikings

Stick it to the Man! and Zombie Vikings developer Zoink! is already working on a new game simply called FE, and you can play it right now if you own Zombie Vikings.

The above video shows how to access the hidden FE level via an Easter egg involving luring an enemy to a specific area. The FE level can then be selected from the overworld map at any time.

FE is a large departure from the style Zoink! has used so far, as it looks to be a mixture of 3D platformer mixed with stealth gameplay. I’m guessing the thing you control is a flying lizard or squirrel. Looks pretty cool either way, though I think the developer should have finished Zombie Vikings before it started on another game, but what do I know, I just write about games.

Our new weapons beneath the skins which formed

His thr...

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